welcome to the world's most snoring, er, world's most boring website, an ode, a paean to, a celebration of, boredom. we hope you can make it through our ponderous, tiresome home page at least before you fall asleep. if you can stand it, you can view the rest of the monotonous, wearisome pages on the world's most boring website by using the links on the lefthand side of the page.

gee, imagine that, a site with navigation links on the lefthand side of the page. how undramatic. how stale. how... boring.

so grab a cup or three of coffee or something else with lots of caffeine in it and "enjoy"... the world's most boring website.